Tuesday, April 1, 2008

woman

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterward cocktail withher girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremelysexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman couldnot take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overlyattentive stare and walked directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude forstaring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutelyanything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100,on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The youngman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in justthree words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew fromher purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which shepressed into the young man's hand along with her address. Shelooked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully said: "Cleanmy house"

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