Take me now

Paddy and Bridgett had just got married. It was their weddingnight in the bridal suite. Bridgett was lying on her back on thebed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering,
"Take me Paddy. Take me now!"
Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn'thave the faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had abrilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to receptionto ring his mum for advice.
Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into whereBridgett pees. Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his motherassured him that Bridgett would love it.
Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridgett ifshe was ready.
Bridgett shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"
Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom andput his head down the toilet.