Ammar has spent many days crossing the desert without water. Hiscamel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certainthat he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees anobject sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. Hecrawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discoverswhat looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops agenie....
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager IDbadge and dull grey suit.
"Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have threewishes."
"I'm not falling for this." says Ammar. "I'm not going to trust aSenior Manager."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and itlooks like you're a goner anyway!"
Ammar thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genieis right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful foodand drink."
***POOF***
Ammar finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters ofdelicacies."OK, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
Ammar finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled withrare gold coins and precious gems."OK, you have just one more wish.
Better make it a good one!"After thinking for a few minutes, Ammar says..."I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want andneed me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be astring attached.
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