four conditions

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,all of them could not figure out how to cure him. Finally hewas brought to an old physician, who stated that he couldfigure it out.

After about an hour's examination he came out and told thecardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the badnews was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.

He said that the good news was that, all the pope had to doto be cured was to have sex.

Well, this was not a good news to the cardinals, who arguedabout it at length. Finally they went to the pope with thedoctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but underfour conditions.

"The cardinals were amazed and there arose uproar. Over allof the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "Andwhat are the four conditions?

"The room stilled. There was a long pause... The popereplied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannotsee with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear withwhom she is having sex."

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figuresout with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one.

"After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And thefourth condition?

"The pope smiled and replied, " Big breasts! "