Wednesday, April 2, 2008

girl puts out

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel.He got to his room and opened up the Gideon's Bible to page 1,then called the front desk and asked the hat check girl to comeup to his room for dinner.
After a while he started making passes, she stopped him andreminded him he was a holy man."It's OK," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."So after a wild night of sex, the hat check girl asked to seewhere in the Bible it says it's okay to have wild, passionatesex.
The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the firstpage where someone had written in pencil:"The hat check girl puts out!"

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