Mary Sue was visiting the big city for the first time. She checksinto her hotel and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows theboy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fistat him.
"Young man -- I may be old and straight from the hills, but thatdon't mean I'm stupid! I paid *good* money and this room won't doat ALL! It's too small, there's no ventilation, no TV -- there'snot even a BED!"
"Ma'am, this is the elevator."
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