A man, returning home a day early from a businesstrip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was aftermidnight. While en route to his home, he asked thecabby if he would be a witness. The man suspectedhis wife was having an affair and he intended tocatch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabbytiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched onthe lights, yanked the blanket back and there washis wife in bed with another man. The husband put agun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has beenvery generous! I lied when I told you I inheritedmoney. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for yourseason New York Giants tickets. He paid for ourhouse at the lake. He paid for our country clubmembership, and he even pays the monthly dues."Shaking his head from side-to-side the husbandslowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabdriver and said, "What would you do?The cabby replied; "I'd cover his ass with thatblanket before he catches a cold."
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