Osama Bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goesto hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on mylist, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stayhere, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple offolks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of themgo, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decidewho leaves."
Osama Bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devilopened the first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large poolof water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over andover and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a goodswimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was the AyatollahKhomeini with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All hedid was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be inconstant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"commented Osama Bin Laden.The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama Bin Laden saw BillClinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head,and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him wasMonica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.Osama bin Laden took this in disbelief and finally said,
"Yeah, Ican handle this.
"The devil smiled and said, "OK Monica, you're free to go."
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