The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and thisshould help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what thecriterion was which defined whether or not a patient should beinstitutionalized.

"Well,"said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucketbecause it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No."said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want abed near the window?"