Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hindi Adult Non Veg Sexy Jokes Part-5

81.
U know who the best goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or
which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in !
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82.
2 penis went to see a movie.
one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie,
otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!!
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83.
Today, STYLE is .....
small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u will be"
A STYLISH MAN ".
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84.
Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have got a big penis ?"

Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !"
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85.
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
...................................HEART.
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86.
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
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87.
Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
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88.
Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.
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89.
why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like woman ?
B 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
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90.
A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"
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91.
Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
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92.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
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93.
What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
Both of them are in the search of hole !

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94.
What is a KISS ?
Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground floor.........!
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95.
Arz kiya hai---..
" Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya,
akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi.
Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete,
humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..! "
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96.
What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole
and can make u feel better ?
....... VICKS INHALER !
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97.
Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, kacchi la ke bund dikhaja,
Ni kudiye raand diye....
Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...!
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98.
Chust , Chalaki, Chori , Thaggi hunde kum hushiyari de,
Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunday kudi kawari de.......!
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99.
Khud hi ko kar Buland Itna, ke Himalaya pe jaa pahunche,
Aur Khuda khud tujse pooche....
Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay !
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100.
She took off his pant gently and whispered: " Make me feel like a woman...."
He smiled , threw his pant at her and said : " Go wash it ! "

4 comments:

sms galore said...

A famous philosopher said: a man who goes to sleep with “sex in mind” wakes up with the “solution” in hand.

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hindi non veg jokes said...

If A Bomb Blasts In A Bra.. What Will You
Get.?
#
TIT-BITS..
And. .
If It Blasts In A Mans Underwear.?
#
BANANA CHIPS..!

payal bhabhi said...

एक नंगी लड़की बार मे जाती है और वेटर को ऑर्डर करती है !
लड़की:- “एक पेग लाओ” !
वेटर पेग देकर उसकी और देखतेरहता है !
लड़की:- “क्या कभी नंगी लड़की नही देखी?”
वेटर:- “अरे, मैं ये सोच रहा हू कि तू पैसे कहाँ से निकालकर देगी“ !


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