A little girl

A little girl was talking to her teacher aboutwhales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for awhale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammalits throat was>very small. The little girl stated that Jonah wasswallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that awhale could not swallow a human. it was physically impossible.
The little girlsaid, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked,"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walkaround to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girlreplied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But noone knows whatm God looks like." Without missing a beat, or lookingup from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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3. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her motherm had several strands of white hair sticking out incontrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well,every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for awhile and thensaid, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs arewhite?"
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4. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of thegroup picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look atit when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
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5. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would runinto it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright inthe ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
Alittle fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of aCatholic belementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the otherend of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples".