Monday, April 7, 2008

Are u proud to be an Engineer

There are 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they all gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, all 7 Engineers get in one toilet ......... So when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes way NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE so they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE ............ > >

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Doctors decide, "this time we will prove that we too are equally "....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket amongst them. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS ENTER IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet. One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and re-enters in Engg's toilet room... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined........ > >Now Local .............. > > > >

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA - PUNE)
SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance......... they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets..................... The Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... So TC comes....... All Engineers show their tickets..... Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL...........

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