A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.
"Don't you love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.
"Oh, I still love him," she replied, "but all he ever wants issex, I can't take it anymore."
"Instead of divorcing him, why don't you try charging him everytime he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested.
The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try.As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband putthe move on her."Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in thekitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."
"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."The wife began walking to the bedroom."Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times inthe kitchen!"
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