Monday, May 12, 2008

hanging baskets

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with thissee-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go outlike that!

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother issitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. Sheexplains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over andthat it is just not appropriate. ...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off yourrose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. ...