Hindi Adults SMS

Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya,
Beti:daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main daldya,
Daddy: Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara SuitCase bhe bach jata......

Tention hai to charas loe,
dimag kamzoor hai to badam ka juice loe,
khoon ke kami hai to Anaar ka juice loe,
Mardaza kamzori hai to.. to .. to.. No Problem .. Mera Lund ChoosLoe..

Boy to Girl: sex kartay hoay zyada maza larki ko aata hai yalarkay koe?
Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle(fingure) dalogay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee koe....

Girl: I m like a radio,
my left nipple is volume, my right nipple id tuner,..
Boy turns both but there is no sound.
Girl Said, Stupid neechay Cell(batery) tera baap dalay ga.

Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?
Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one...!

Once a boy came late to class..
Teacher said to him: tumhien periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ?
Boy Said: jee.. bohott ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gayethay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya thaor mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)

Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..
Girl: main aap ke naqal mar loon?
Sardar: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar lay phir main tere Asal maroon ga ...

Aankhein dewangi main laga baithay...
Dil Aashiqui main hara bethay....
Aap to award yafta GANDU Niklay...
KHUHRAY say bhe Gand Marwa Bethay...