Monday, May 19, 2008

ADULT SMS

1) Pappu meets his dad in a Red Light Area & said:
Papa, aap yahan peh?
Father: Bas beta ab 200-300 rupaye ke liye teri Mummy ke Nakhre nahi sahe jaate.

2) DON removed his pant n asked for a blow job from his girlfriend.
By lookingat his small penis
she replyed ''DON ka pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai''

3) Husband & wife talak ke baad.
Husband :-''Bacha mera hai"
Lady :-"wah ji wah! Bartan mera,dudh mera,thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera?!!

4) Director to Mallika: Suhagraat ka scene hai, aap usse garam dudh ka glassdeti hai.Mallika: Glass se hi pilana tha to mujhe kyo liya, Vidya Balan ko lete!

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