Sunday, May 18, 2008

NEW RULE

Two ladies talking to each other

Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?

Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.

Lady1: What is it?

Lady 2: Sex will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not.

Joke 2:

Judge: Why did you kill your husband?

Wife: He came home and asked me to go to bedroom, removeed my dress, kissed me,expanded my legs and at last said APRIL FOOL!!!

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Ouch....

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