Two ladies talking to each other
Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?
Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.
Lady1: What is it?
Lady 2: Sex will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not.
Joke 2:
Judge: Why did you kill your husband?
Wife: He came home and asked me to go to bedroom, removeed my dress, kissed me,expanded my legs and at last said APRIL FOOL!!!
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