An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a hearttransplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store hisblood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type ofblood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboringstates.
Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. TheGujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery,the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, anew BMW
540iL, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and half a million USdollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. Hisdoctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his bloodagain
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you cardand a box of almond halwa sweets. The Gujarati was shocked to seethat the arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as hehad anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thoughtthat u would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But u gaveonly a card and a box of almond sweets.
To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bapu..... Now I have Gujjublood in my veins!!
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