A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winterevening.They looked out of place amid the young families and young coupleseating there that night.Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what theadmirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probablyfor 60 years or more!"The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order withno hesitation and then paid for their meal.The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food offof the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it inhalf.He placed one half in front of his wife.Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in twopiles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the manbegan to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. -"They were used to sharing everything."Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten athing.She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped someof the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatlywith a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little oldlady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,"THE TEETH"
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