*Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away.
She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant shesees him she starts wailing and crying.
One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears sheexplains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and thatit was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The attendant apologizesand explains that they always put the bodies in a black suitas a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do.
The next day, Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment withAlbert before his funeral the following day. When the attendant pulls backthe curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through her tears as Albert is nowwearing a smart blue suit.
She asks the attendant, "How did you manage to get hold of that beautifulblue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man who was about yourhusband's size was brought in, and he was wearing a blue suit. His wifeexplained that she was very upset, as he had always wanted to be buried in ablack suit," the attendant replied.
The woman smiled.
He continued: "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the headsaround". *
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