Thursday, May 22, 2008

Explorers

Three explorers were in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa And were captured by a pigmy tribe. The tribe brings them Before the chief, who declares that the explorers were Tracking across secret hunting grounds, and the penalty was death.

One explorer asks the chief if they are to die.Could they chose the way they wanted to go. After much consideration, the chief agreed.

The first explorer loved to eat And wanted to eat himself to death.The tribe puts him in a hut with 10,000 lbs of food And two guards outside the door to make sure he doesn't escape.

The second explorer loved to drink And wanted to drink himself to death. Again, the tribe puts him in a hut with10,000 gals of booze, and two guards outside The door to make sure he doesn't escape.

The third explored loved to screw women. This took a little time, as the tribe had To construct a large hut and collect 10,000Naked women. They finally got it all together Placed the explorer in the hut with 10,000 naked women And two guards outside the hut to make sure he didn't escape.

Time rolled by, and about 3 months later the chief Remembered that he had to see how the punishment Of the three explorers turned out.

He went to the first hut, and found the man had Ate so much he exploded. He had the two guards Clean up the mess and dismissed them.

In the second hut, the explorer drank so much He puked his guts out. The chief had the two guards Clean up the mess, and dismissed them.

You'd never guess what the chief found in the third hut...

10,000 pregnant women two guards outside the door with red asses And the explorer jacking off in the corner!

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