Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing.

Man: I can't get you out of my mind.
Women: You are out of your mind.

Man: You are my baby.
Women: Right, You are old enough to be by grand dad.

Man: You took my breath away.
Women: How come you're still breathing.

Man: You took my breath away.
Women: Impossible since you have bad breath.