Monday, May 19, 2008

Viagra

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. Thedoctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" askedthe man.

Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife willbe here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? Imust have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you haveto come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are anyside effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up.

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