Sunday, May 18, 2008

ghost chat

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.

1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair withanother man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoesoutside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with mywife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find wherethat bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, lookedin the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs andsearched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,Igot a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? Thebastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!