Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hindi Adult Non Veg Sexy Jokes Part-3

41.
2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside after he came out
he says My wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says Yes!
your WIFE is BETTER.
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42.
Oh , paidal challan waaliye, tera pat lishkare maarda .
sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda.
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43.
A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & To see women ass everyday.
He died & his next life...........He was a TOILET POT.
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44.
A Husband said to his wife: " if u r in mood of sex , just shake my dick twice .I 'll understand.
Wife asked," if I am not than ? "
Husband replied,"then shake it 50-60 times !!!!!!!!"
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45.
can u pronounce proper english? Read along:
" wolf, wolf,roof,roof,woof,woof,wolf ,roof,woof, roof."
Test result: u r a good dog. now stop BARKING !
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46.
Airtel boy ask to Spice girl: "what is your specialities?
Spice girl : "Night incoming is free !"
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47.
A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those................! "
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48.
Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- It bow down after the performance.
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49.
Who is the only INDIAN filmstar who BORN with the car from mother pussy?
Ans : SUNNY DEOL............hho main nikla gaddi lekay...........................
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50.
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES."
The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints..........."
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51.
Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai to hamein bhi apni lund ki lambaayee pe fakar hai,
Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai to hamara lund bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai...
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52.
What is the common between an army general's car and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used..........!
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53.
A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of my hole.?
Doctor ask Why ?
She replies Because I want to start a side business........!
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54.
NEWSFLASH: 10 out of 10 Doctors world wide had concluded that the
best source of CALCIUM is the woman's VAGINA coz' it harden the PENIS even without bones !
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55.
A bachelor SARDAAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. "Wanted Girl"
Age no bar, Height no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX, baar- baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
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56.
A person doing self swot analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour.
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57.
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, ladke wale:" ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- ooper se 15000 kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."
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58.
Banta singh aapni biwi se kehta hai : " maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise ho gayee."
Biwi : " tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti."
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59.
Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul sahi hai !
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai !!!!!
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60.
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on his butts.
Man : "what r u doing ?"
Girl "Playing TABLA "
Man turns other side & said," can u play the flute "

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