Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Stupid Stuff

  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
  • The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?"

    "No maam," he replied...

    "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

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