Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl inhis office... but she was dating someone else.One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."The girl looked at him, and then said,"NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend downand I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. Hewon't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for hisgirlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whathappened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entiretybefore agreeing to it and getting screwed
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