Wednesday, May 21, 2008

JOKE - Quick Thinking

A recently-divorced man went to a party and found himself smack infront of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a fewdrinks,he said in a condescending tone,"So? How do you like 'secondhand merchandise?'"

The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first fewinches is brand new!"

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