There was this competition. A famous highly priced, in great demand whore will not make a single sound of pleasure while getting screwed and one who can make her moan or say a word of pleasure gets the Jackpot of huge bets.
A macho wrestler came and did all the jacking and jumping and then came out wildly screaming,"She wins I surrender to this goddess of ultimate sex need."
Famous porno movie star with longest penis on record came and tried all the poses, positions, tossing and turning and came out tired screaming, "She wins, I surrender to this goddess of ultimate sex need."
Finally, this famous bullish matador comes, and the whore came out screaming"He wins, I surrender to this beast of ultimate manhood."
The man was awarded the jackpot and asked on live international TV, "What did you do?"
The man answered, "I used my head."
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