Monday, May 19, 2008

Blonde

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.



She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects atitle that sounds very stimulating.



She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, andputs the tape in the VCR.



To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so shecalls the video store to complain.



Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tapebut static."



Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Whichtitle did you rent?"



Mary: "Head Cleaner."

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