My wife told me

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated theirwomen, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, Iwant all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The linefor the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the lineof men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created youin my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of mysons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."