Monday, May 19, 2008


A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning thefact they are about to be audited during the coming month.

Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm screwed!"

"I'm screwed, too!" says theother guy, slapping his forehead.

"Guys, I am about to be fucked beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third guy in anguish.

Just then, one of the guys notices the woman who has beenstanding there listening.

She now has a very thoughtful look on herface. "Are you OK?" asks the guy.

"Yes," replies the woman, "but Iwas wondering... How do I go about getting audited?"*