Wife=mobile, Husband=sim card, dono mile to hua recharge,
Lerka huato incoming, lerki hue to out going, kuch na hua to miss call
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Lawyer: Divorce karane ke Rs50,000 charges ha.
Man: Nikah ke Qazisahib ne Rs101 liye they.
Lawyer: dekhliye suste kaam karane ka anjam
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After first nite Abhishek to Ashwaria: Aj mujhe koi aese bat bataojise mujhe khoshi bhi mile or gum bhi.
Ash: Tumhara lund salman orvivek se bara or hard ha.
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Sardar was making Omlet, he broke the egg n the egg was empty,
sardar jii: kia zamana agaya ha murghi bhi abortion karati ha
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