Hindhi ADULT SMS Part 2

1) Ek aurat apne padosi k sath sex kar rahi thi, k tbhi uska pati aa gaya aur padosi ko pitne laga,
Patni boli: maro aur maro prai aurat pe hath dalta hai,
itne me padosi uske pati ko pitne laga,
Patni fir boli: maro aur maro ''NA KARTA HAI NA KARNE DETA HAI".

2) WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PERSON WHO IS COMITTING SUICIDE AND A VIRGIN?
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ONE IS TRYING TO DIE
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THE OTHER ONE IS DYING TO TRY
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3) In a crowded Bus , one Lady , shouted over the man , standing behind her
: -" Do ke to khade rahne ki jagah nahi, fir Tisre ko kyu khada kar rahe ho ?

4) Big Eyes r nice 2 see..
Big lips r nice 2 kiss..
Big Buttocks r nice 2squeeze..
Big breasts r nice 2 suck..
BUT Big hole is a challenge 2 Fuck.

5) One Mouse was fucking an Elephant in a coconut farm.1 coconut fals on elephant's head.
ELPT-Ouch!
MOUSE-Ouch vouch kuch nahi Gandu, apna shot to aise hi hota hai.