A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for halfan hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabshis drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Come on, man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I can'tstand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs."I can't do anything right.The poor little guy starts crying.
I over slept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't haveany insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered mywallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to mylife, and then you show up and drink the darn poison!!!
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