Tuesday, May 27, 2008

This is a good one!!!! Adult humor, of course

George has decided to get married but not just to anybody. He wants to marry a virgin, a good girl that hasn't fooled around and won't ever. After a bit of thinking, he makes up this scheme to tell "good girls" from "bad girls".

One day as he's going down the street he spots Janice one of the three young women on his "eligible" list. He walks right up to her pulls down his pants and flashes her.

"Well, Janice" he says is, "what do you reckon this is?"

"Why it's a dick of course" replies Janice instantly. Obviously Janice has been with men before thinks George and he cuts her off the list. Next on the list is Christine. After finding her he goes on and flashes her too.

"Tell me Christine what do you think this is?"

"It's your dick George," answers Christine. Off the list goes Christine. His final hope is in Mary. He finds her and proceeds to the flashing.

"Mary, what do you think this is?" asks George. Mary looks at his dick for a whole minute then finally answers.

"I honestly don't know George, I'm sorry.

"ARE YOU SURE?" asks George again unbelieving.

"Here study it all you want just be sure." Mary takes her time and studies George's organ for a full quarter of an hour.

"Sorry George I still can't tell what it could possibly be."

George is thrilled, and proposes to her. A few weeks later they are married. It's their first night together. They both go to bed naked and George feels it's time to explain a few things to his wife.

"Mary I'm going to learn you something very important. See this thing here between my legs. That's a dick."THAT is a dick?" gasps Mary.

"You should see John's!"