61.
Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"
He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "
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62.
How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard !!
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63.
Ho gayee hai night , bund kar de light.
lund kar de tight, fuddi se kar ab fight.
nikaal de white- white, tatte ho jayenge light,
U will feel alright....................
SWEAT DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT !
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64.
Top 5 TV programmes :
1 . kaun marega kisi ki fuddi.
2. kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi.
3. chuttar faadh ke.
4. kahani lun- lun ki....
5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka..
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65.
Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
enjoy until u get statisfied.. Lovingly urs-----, " I------ TOILET ".
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67.
Father : " which part of the body goes to the heaven first ?
Kid : " legs "
Father :" why ?"
Kid : 'coz I see mom every night with her legs up & screeming-"oh god ! I am in heaven."
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68.
A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says:" yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...."
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69.
PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR
LET ME RUB U IN THE SALWAAR
UP ABOVE THE LEGS SO HIGH
ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY
COME ON BABY DON'T FEEL SHY
GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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70.
Man to a Lady, " apne santray sambhaliyeji they disturb me."
Angrily she replies," Tumko kya, santray mere hain. "
Man :" haan! par juice to mera nikal raha hai ! "
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71.
Yeh LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar,
zara sa kuch KAHO to mooh foola deti hai
aur zara sa kuch KARO to pait foola deti hai !!!
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72.
why did Miss Rosemary changed her name after marrying Mr. Lele ?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as " ROZ MERI LELE..... "
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73.
First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me , Don't touch me.
2. Touch me , Don't kiss me.
3. Kiss me , Don't fuck me.
4. Fuck me , Don't forget me.
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74.
What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA ?
Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis!
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75.
Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
........................................that's the right way of
washing the glass !!!!!
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76.
What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
"andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
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77.
Prosti :" 200 rupay loongi, hil- hil ke doongi. "
Client :" 100 rupay doonga, hil main khud loonga......"
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78.
Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN.......!
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79.
Doctor says:Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head
2 eggs and cream, which provides all the nutreints to make women healthy.
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80.
Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off..
Next day, it was written bigger , she rubs it again .
Next day it was written: MORE U RUB , LARGER IT GROW.....
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