Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wrong key

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wifeshould wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I donot return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live anormal life."

So, the husband leaves on horse back and about a half hour later,he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees hisbest friend. "What's wrong?" he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!"