Conductor: baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
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Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi…
biwi ? nahi.
Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta
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Girl hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle whisper lagati thi
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Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar randi khana hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai
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Sardar go 4 sex with wife
Wife – please aaj mat karo, mera upwas hai..
Sardar gusse se => bhenchod mere lund pe kya aata laga hai, Jo upwas tut jayega
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “ kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya
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Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha beti chai aati hai.
Ladki boli chutiye mujhe abhi tak dudh nahi aata. Chai kya ghanta aayegi
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola, “ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi le jayege.?
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Women’s life is very hard –
morning –
wash clothes, Noon –
dry clothes, Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes...........
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Ek budha blue film dekhte huyejor se haath ko jatka dene laga
Ladka- kya hua baba ?
Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho Aaj haath so gaya..
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