Friday, May 23, 2008

Sportsman's double

I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit. had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, amother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

"Mum you still awake?"

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...