Newton in love Laws

Universal law:" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from Onegirlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

First law:" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in lovewith a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any externalagent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of theboy. "

Second law:" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance. "

Third law:" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to theforce applied by the girl while slapping."