Hindi Adult Non-Veg sexy Jokes Part-1

1.man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.
wife : asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, gardner & watchman!!!!!!!!

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2.
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect & trust,
accepting a person with open legs..closed eyes..wet lips..saying "push it more"-2

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3.
The brains of madras, beauty of bengal, wealth of gujrat & strength of punjab.
translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi, gujrat da dhan te punjab da lun.

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4.
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kunware hum bhi nahin!

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5.
Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole:
8 rupay ke 12 kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.

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6.
Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se guzro,
aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN"-2.

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7
A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable, supportive,
holds u up when r down & always close to the heart. good day, dear bra...

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8.
Have sex daily, jab bhi milay woh akeli, woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli but have sex daily!

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9.
Palat ke dekh zalim,tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,husn tum rakhti ho
to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..
gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!

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10.
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest where as men carry
just 2 stones with the help of crane!

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11.
Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop "chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda,
kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai"

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12.
A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy.
Wife asks "you want sex?".
"No,just to wet my finger to turn the page!"

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13.
lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "
Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"
Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".

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14.
Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.
abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!

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15.
A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o, kamliye sand wich kyon? room wich kyon nahi?"

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16.
lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."
Dr: " how many times do u have sex?"
lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."
Dr: " cut down wed."
lady:" but thats the only day i m with my husband! "

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17.
A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this, she goes out off her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, " I told you not to go doggy style ".

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18.
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman. after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

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19.
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing .
He was happy with the hole &
She was happy with the thing!

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20.
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"