Friday, May 2, 2008

flies

A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies.

Every time hesees a fly he utters, "damn flies, damn flies.

"Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose.

"The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit."

"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause"says the priest.

The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls ona priest, and these damn flies!"

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