A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce .'
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph .
The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says , ' because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are .'
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently .
Up to 80 kmph.
' I want the car, too,' he continues .
Kmph 85.
'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat !'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her , ' Isn't there anything you want ?
'The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
' No, I've got everything I need,' she says .
' Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got ?
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag .'
Moral of the Story : Women are dangerous !!!! Don't mess with them !!!!
The fun mails and jokes, comedy, humor on this blog. Send to friends to cheers up. Spread the happiness to the world. laughs, fun, sense of humor Adults Jokes, Personality jokes ,Men n Women jokes, Men only Jokes ,Garam Masala jokes, Computer Jokes ,Political jokes, Cricket Jokes, Stupid jokes, Indian desi Jokes ,Santa Banta ,Office Humor, Dirty SMS Jokes, Clean jokes ,Dirty Indian Jokes, Funny Shayaris, Family Jokes. Only for women jokes, Sexy comedy, one lines humor
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Ouch....
A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. ...
-
Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli “Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?” ...
-
81. U know who the best goal keeper in the world is ? Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or which way u fuck her, ur balls never ...
-
1.man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook we can remove bavarchi. wife : asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, g...
No comments:
Post a Comment