Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.Usually she slept through the class. One day theteacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tellme, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn'tstir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in thechair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in therear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teachersaid, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is ourLord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from herslumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue andstuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary andthe teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back tosleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,''What did Eve say to Adam after she had hertwenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed herwith the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted,''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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