A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the countrywhen their car suddenly expired. They set out to find help, and came to afarmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he hadonly two beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with theanimals. The three quickly agreed.
The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have thebeds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroomdoor. The Rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is apig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with apig!"
The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problemwith pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through thebedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the sameroom as a cow! It's against my religion!"The lawyer, anxious to get tosleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals.
In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cowentered...
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