Monday, March 31, 2008

THE BAT

Avampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, andparkedhimself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and startedhassling him aboutwhere he got it. He told them to leave him alone andlet him get some sleep.However, they persisted until he finallygave in. "Okay, follow me," he said ashe flapped out of the cave withhundreds of bats behind him.Down through a valley they went,across a river and into a forest of trees.Finally he slowed and allthe other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all theother bats screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," shouted the blood soaked bat, "because I didn't!"

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...