Sunday, March 30, 2008

Marriage...

A man and a woman, who had never met before, foundthemselves assigned to the same sleeping room on atranscontinental train. Though initially embarrassedand uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired andfell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she inthe lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would yoube kind enough to reach into the closet to get me asecond blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just fortonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?"
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.
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"Then get up and take it yourself"!!

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...