Monday, March 31, 2008

WIFE

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling intrain. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Nowplease let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"
First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started,"Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep aside it."
Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose. Smellit, smell it; when you fed up. through it".
Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen it, listenit; when you fed up, reverse it".

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