God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children hehad during his time on earth. He replied saying he hadthree! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bitupset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.
Jawaharlal is next.He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15children, God is pretty angry and gives him aninexpensive Maruti.
Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returningon foot.They ask why God hadn't given him anything.Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God thatI was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"
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